Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 02, 2014

The price one pays for being a pro.

@Mike31gThe problem right now with the Giants is the defense. Even when the offense has been effective, the defense has given up winning scores in the last minutes of the game. Oh well, baseball season is only 4 months away.

Hasn’t anyone ever told Zonker he needs to put his hair up out of the way? He’s gonna have a terrible light place on his neck and upper back, despite the great tan on his scalp.

I suspect there is a similar checklist in a melanoma exam.

I wish the colorist would pay attention to the contents instead of just applying Caucasian Pink #17.

What Plumbob said.

No, really, that is the color some of us have even after tanning. My daughter is half Asian, so she has a nice mixture, I am so glad for her.

I would like to see Zonker colored darker with this winning tan of his. It would make it a bit more real to me.

I’m sure that’s true, mt, but that’s not the stuff pro tanners are made of..In any case, Zonk, that better be a full frontal tan. There’s no place in tanning for modesty.(Apologies to those who may not be able to get the image out of their heads.)

I never cease to marvel at how so many people who claim to be educated and enlightened commit the Is/Ought Fallacy, confusing describing something with advocating it.

@Mike31gIt’s because of fans like you that the NFL is thinking of expanding to England.

Reviewing the comment, it did indeed look dead serious, and so I took it.