“They” are now saying that ‘it is the number of drinks per seating that determines an alcoholic’. So I always get up to make a new drink and use the restroom.
From an old Mad Magazine article about the difference between the rich and the poor: “If you’re poor, you’re a drunk. If you’re rich, you have a well-stocked bar.”
When my mother was newly arrived from England, she told her Canadian friend she was going out to buy “a joint” (of meat.) The friend truly believed she was going out to invest in a bar!
Barker62 over 9 years ago
I had an uncle like that. He tried to keep the breweries in business the best way he knew how.
Dean over 9 years ago
“They” are now saying that ‘it is the number of drinks per seating that determines an alcoholic’. So I always get up to make a new drink and use the restroom.
PICTO over 9 years ago
I’ve got “saloon arthritis”. I get stiff in a different joint every night.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
Drunkard!
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Show doesn’t need season for a reason he just practices consumption a lot.
paullp Premium Member over 9 years ago
What a great play on words to start the day!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 9 years ago
my joints are usually pretty stiff, until they burn down
J Short over 9 years ago
Patient: Doc, it hurts in these joints. Doc: Stay out of those joints.
The Life I Draw Upon over 9 years ago
It is better to try and fail than fail to try.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
From an old Mad Magazine article about the difference between the rich and the poor: “If you’re poor, you’re a drunk. If you’re rich, you have a well-stocked bar.”
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
At my age, I’m getting stiff in the wrong joints…
dzw3030 over 9 years ago
Alcoholics go to meetings. Drunks die and sometimes take others with them.
JP Steve Premium Member over 9 years ago
When my mother was newly arrived from England, she told her Canadian friend she was going out to buy “a joint” (of meat.) The friend truly believed she was going out to invest in a bar!