Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2014
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Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat, want to see my new G.P.S.? It guides me everywhere. Goat: Not right now, Pig. Too depressed. This girl I met online just canceled our first date. G.P.S.: Life of loneliness ahead in one mile. Pig: Bad G.P.S.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Don’t give up so easily, Paris — go to her house and pretend you didn’t get her e-mail. Maybe you’ll get a pity date.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 9 years ago
Recalculating.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
G.P.S. is not afraid to speak out, Pig. If you want to spare Goat from its evaluation of his situation, it’s too late now!
oldschool434 over 9 years ago
maybe the GPS should tell Goat that, in the end, we all die alone.
PICTO over 9 years ago
I wonder if that GPS knows the location of the Heartbreak Hotel.
KEA over 9 years ago
That’s more like Marvin the Android Pig’s got there.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Yup, it been a few days now. That GPS is obsolete now.
bornfree99 over 9 years ago
on the bright side, after the mile, u will not be lonely anymore.
SallyLin over 9 years ago
@masterskrainReally? Fascinating! I had no idea any of them had names.
t jacobs over 9 years ago
little goats are so cute that they are irresistible, but old goats tend to be company for the horses
Number Three over 9 years ago
I’m sure Goat is feeling top of the world now.
xxx
turkeythegreat over 9 years ago
Where are the crocs? It has been way too long since they were featured. They are the funniest characters in this strip.
claire de la lune. over 9 years ago
Someone out there should make an abbreviation for this new GPS. I certainly can’t think of anything clever.