Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 12, 2014

Um… for sure, Chalkie, 1,665 steps going down.

For a drunkard, one, then a trip, ,stumble, roll and slide the rest of the way down.

Hey Chalkie…you’re a bit addled today! ;)

In Paris? Beaucoup

Not such a daft question. We once went up the Monument in London about 300 steps going up and 500 coming down—at least that’s how it felt!

All you need is one…

A few random thoughts:

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Well, it could be one Very Long step down!

Hmm. The First United Church of Automobiles? I’d attend. On the high holidays, at least.

Chalkie fits that description perfectly.Andy is a genius by comparison.

Affie’s avatar:

@BevRe: Your Earlier postVive la différence!

Oh, there you are..I will refrain from posting videos.

OY!

Well. I guess that’s the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

Bragging or complaining?

It reminds me of the joke. What’s the color of George Washingtons White Horse?’