Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 28, 2014
October 27, 2014
October 29, 2014
Transcript:
Marigold: Tonight... prepare to confront... your greatest fear. Phoebe: A VAMPIRE GHOST OCTOPUS?!? Marigold: No, but I invited Dakota. Phoebe: That's actually not nearly as bad.
kaykeyser over 9 years ago
See Dakota’s not as bad as a vampire ghost octopus. Thats a legit fear btw. who doesn’t worry about those? I have a vampire ghost octopus plan. It involves tickets to candida and a year supply of microwave pizza.
Neo Stryder over 9 years ago
Ok girl, I don’t wanna know what kind of nightmares you have.
Hag5000 over 9 years ago
Who knew Marigold could look so evil.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
Phoebe’s horn got limp…
tired-one over 9 years ago
Warning: Contains triggers Do not read if your emotions can be triggered by a word or phrase.Ok.Punching, kicking, biting, shooting, stabbing a ghost doesn’t help, won’t get it off of you.Vampires bite holes in people.An octopus has a kitten kick of suckers on its too many arms which will be horribly horribly everywhere (oh no stop get off get off get off!!!!!!!)Presumably each sucker is going all mosquito.Yes, almost as bad as that dream where I’m trying to balance my check book at the cash register, and the numbers keep changing and the people behind me are getting impatient.
Darwinskeeper over 9 years ago
Mine would be oysters and calamari…UGH!!!
Simon_Jester over 9 years ago
There actually IS a vampire squid ( Google it )
tazz555 over 9 years ago
But wait…its Dakota the Vampire Ghost Octopus
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
Alexander Batey over 9 years ago
Nothing is worse than Cthulhu.
Stellagal over 9 years ago
VAMPIRE GHOST OCTOPUS coming soon from SyFy.
rwpikul over 9 years ago
Please, no water-restricted monster is particularly scary. In fact, they’re on the list of things you want to reverse-gencode because most of them have a +1000XP bonus for their downing attack, (which they can’t use on land), and only 1HP when out of the water.
Never fear the ; but rather the R.
bookworm0812 over 9 years ago
What is with this comic strip these days? How come I don’t get the day’s comic strip until much later in the day or the next day? This is incredibly annoying. This used to happen before then it was good for a while and would show on the “My comics” page with the rest of the ones I have selected. Now it’s never there and even if I search for this comic the latest is from the day before.