Lamb: Clippers? On a first date?? What kind of ewe do you think I am? Virgin wool
She shear is mad.
The noive o’ that guy!!!!
He tried to pull the wool over her eyes!!!!!
Use it to cook lamb, duh!
He’s only got eyes for ewe!
You will be clipped and dipped.
shear madness!
Today’s puns for clip, ewe, wool, and shear have all been used. All future applications will be refused unless someone is brilliant enough to make a double entendre out of lanolin or argyle sweater.
Thank you. The editor.
Is that Madonna?
She has lanolin on under that argyle sweater!!
he should have pulled the wool over her eyes
Boy, talk about being fleeced!
OK, y’all –
Why did the ram run off the cliff ?
‘Cause he didn’t see the ewe turn !
“It gets lonely on the farm”, said Tom, sheepishly…
All these puns are just so baaaaaahhhd!
No more puns left. It’s ewesless to try.
Edcole1961 about 14 years ago
She shear is mad.
margueritem about 14 years ago
The noive o’ that guy!!!!
MontanaLady about 14 years ago
He tried to pull the wool over her eyes!!!!!
grapfhics about 14 years ago
Use it to cook lamb, duh!
ksoskins about 14 years ago
He’s only got eyes for ewe!
cleokaya about 14 years ago
You will be clipped and dipped.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
shear madness!
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Today’s puns for clip, ewe, wool, and shear have all been used. All future applications will be refused unless someone is brilliant enough to make a double entendre out of lanolin or argyle sweater.
Thank you. The editor.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 14 years ago
Is that Madonna?
She has lanolin on under that argyle sweater!!
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
he should have pulled the wool over her eyes
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 14 years ago
Boy, talk about being fleeced!
fbmce about 14 years ago
OK, y’all –
Why did the ram run off the cliff ?
‘Cause he didn’t see the ewe turn !
Ushindi about 14 years ago
“It gets lonely on the farm”, said Tom, sheepishly…
mututoyou about 14 years ago
All these puns are just so baaaaaahhhd!
fredbuhl about 14 years ago
No more puns left. It’s ewesless to try.