Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 24, 2014

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    The other element must be hops. (Two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen, you intoxicated ignoramus.)

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    TREEINTHEWIND  over 9 years ago

    I see on BBC that Mali has its’ first case of Ebola……..

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    ORMouseworks  over 9 years ago

    I know…isn’t that sad… ;)

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    ORMouseworks  over 9 years ago

    I read about her on Yahoo News…she is a 2-year-old girl. I would be surprised if she makes it as her immune system hasn’t matured yet… ;(

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    TREEINTHEWIND  over 9 years ago

    Jack’s beer wouldn’t be the same without a fungus in it…..

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    x_Tech  over 9 years ago

    @Number Three

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    ladykat  over 9 years ago

    @afficionadoI was going to suggest you wash your car to bring the rain, but Beviek beat me to it.Have a good Friday.

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    RalphZIggy  over 9 years ago

    Dangerous stuff that, 100% of the people who contact it will die.

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    Beer is yucky whether it’s watered down or not.

    But don’t take my word for it.

    xxx

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 14 hours agoOh my achin’ sacro-liliac ! -They sell those niggardly bits like they were Platinum with Gold filling. -You can be slender but also overly delicate. Exercise or some activity that gets you moving is good for ‘tightening you up’. -I hope it stays down too !I believe being Vegan helps keep mine down. -If I knew the phone I would try looking at the company’s website. They have been known to keep images of out of date stock. Amazon is a good place to look too !-Bless you for helping people get through an operation. My dad used to give blood. -As a small kid I enjoyed coming out after a warm summer rain and playing with the water that pooled in the gulley at the sides of our street. -Thursty am good !-Happy wet Finally….__________________________________________________

    I hate change but I suppose I’ll have to deal with it like a grown up. All I have to do is simply not use the internet on my phone.-Remember when I told you that I can never put on weight? Well it turns out that was a teensy weensy lie but I only put on 2 pounds at the most, It’s never more than that.-Don’t get me wrong, I love junk food but I want to stay healthy to continue giving blood so I don’t make a habit of eating it too often. I also drink plenty of water and take a multivitamin every day.-Tried Amazon, I had no luck. Never mind!-How long did your Dad give blood for? I’ve been doing it for 2 years now. It’s the best feeling in the world when you have donated a pint. -So you liked jumping in puddles when you were a kid? So did I… Ahhh, Memories.-Thank you for copying out my birthday wish to Linguist in an email. He must have sooooooo many unread emails. His inbox will be bursting!-Well, Here we go….Happy Finally Friday! Time to celebrate.

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