Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 13, 2014

Yeah, but only once…

Are you accepting any new patients doctor?!

Come over here baby, I think I’m having a relapse.

The only virginity I ever cured was mine, and I needed help with that.

“For Nature hates virginity.” (Nightwish - “The Riddler”)

But is it FDA approved?

Since when was virginity a disease? Would that not fall under life choices like being a vegetarian?

So can the “clap”……your point is???

So she’s contemplating using the football team in her cure?

It can also be pickled, roasted, sauteed, or smothered in BBQ sauce and grilled

Not only can she cure virginity but the cure can be entirely painless. Or she can do it the fun way.

But…aren’t we supposed to cutting down on our ’emissions?"

TMI.

Really??

Great observation. What is your IQ? 2?

I’d say she’s trying to cure HIS virginity.