What grotesque thing are they talking about? The one over here or the one over there? How about the two sitting behind the table? And speaking of behind….
The Pennys – eyes of an Eagle, ears of a Bat.I wonder if they would sell their family photos by the pound? They might make good targets for my AirSoft sniper rifle.
Even Burl can make a lamp, by hand. And all by his widdle self.
When it’s finished… ie, once you’ve opened the package and stuck the cork into the neck of the jug….the cord conveniently comes right out of the top…. so professional.
But just look at the work in it!He had to drink a whole half gallon of whiskey.
what happened next: Alas, she looked at the grotesque thing, and not much happened. Then she looked at the grotesque things who’d just spoken to her, and….turned to stone!! Hubby, too!!
Wow, Burl seems to have consumed a whole gallon of Jim Beam whiskey?!? Hmm. I I never thought of him drinking much, let alone something that is not the cheapest thing around. Jim Beam may be on the modest side, but there are cheaper versions (aka rot gut) out there that would probably have been purchased. Or, perhaps he got the bottle at a rummage sale empty, and had put ultra cheap whiskey (watered down) in it for years and then made a lamp out of it when the glass (or plastic?) became too etched to look new? So many questions… with no definitive answers.
Oh! 2old … of course! How could I forget that… Didn’t they find that worn out …um.. man-girdle thingy… the one Jerry tried to say was a weight-lifting belt….the same day?
Pipe… I do believe that’s a Tim Beam bottle ….about a quarter of the price.
mikie2 over 9 years ago
What grotesque thing are they talking about? The one over here or the one over there? How about the two sitting behind the table? And speaking of behind….
x_Tech over 9 years ago
The Pennys – eyes of an Eagle, ears of a Bat.I wonder if they would sell their family photos by the pound? They might make good targets for my AirSoft sniper rifle.
x_Tech over 9 years ago
The Pennys don’t want you in the garage cus you might mess up their party room.
mikie2 over 9 years ago
And speaking of behinds….they won’t budge off those either.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Cool thing about those lamp kits… NO DRILLING!
Even Burl can make a lamp, by hand. And all by his widdle self.
When it’s finished… ie, once you’ve opened the package and stuck the cork into the neck of the jug….the cord conveniently comes right out of the top…. so professional.
But just look at the work in it!He had to drink a whole half gallon of whiskey.
Melki Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m astonished that they have not one, but TWO boxes of books for sale. The Pennys don’t read, do they?
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
what happened next: Alas, she looked at the grotesque thing, and not much happened. Then she looked at the grotesque things who’d just spoken to her, and….turned to stone!! Hubby, too!!
shamest Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hint if someone refers to something as a grotesque thing they are not going to buy it so don’t try to upsale it
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
Wow, Burl seems to have consumed a whole gallon of Jim Beam whiskey?!? Hmm. I I never thought of him drinking much, let alone something that is not the cheapest thing around. Jim Beam may be on the modest side, but there are cheaper versions (aka rot gut) out there that would probably have been purchased. Or, perhaps he got the bottle at a rummage sale empty, and had put ultra cheap whiskey (watered down) in it for years and then made a lamp out of it when the glass (or plastic?) became too etched to look new? So many questions… with no definitive answers.
imnormal over 9 years ago
It is a huge garage sale right, everything they own is huge.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Oh! 2old … of course! How could I forget that… Didn’t they find that worn out …um.. man-girdle thingy… the one Jerry tried to say was a weight-lifting belt….the same day?
Pipe… I do believe that’s a Tim Beam bottle ….about a quarter of the price.
El-Kabong over 9 years ago
Polo and Hon: God’s gift to themselves.