Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 26, 2014

You did say it pout loud, Andy. Now Flo’s going to use that pound cake as you described on your noggin.

You’re DEAD.

Well, Andy, there goes your share of Flo’s Bingo winnings! =-O

Flo’s purse is also a weapon, said fact Andy is about to be reminded of.

Andy is the real sponge……….

definition—- A sponge is a bottom=dwelling creature that attaches itself to something………… or someone……….

If looks could kill…….

That face!

xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, about 20 hours ago

The ‘leavings’ aaand claws sharpening. It’s one thing to leave your pet in an old beater, but a nicer car…. I have a couple pics of that old truck that are waiting to be scanned in.-A visit and a comedy DVD sounds good ! I am not happy with the current state of affairs with the strip down searches at the airlines and their tricky ways of sticking you with higher luggage fees, and that is their own design and not the government security stuff. I drive where I go and enjoy it ! Can’t wait for those bridge links from Newfoundland to Greenland to the isles to come available !-I would be a ‘perfect’ gentleman unless prodded in a different direction… -Thanks ! That is what he (?) looked like; same tongue and triangular head, with all the markings. I could see this one tiny fang in the front lower center of its mouth. I expected to see two on the top, one on each side. -Yeah. He may or may not have been your type. I fancied notions of being married and even having small fry when I was younger. That never came to pass and I am okay with it. -You are an angel disguised as a human. -Customs, as in crossing a border to another land. -Happy end of the Week to You !_____________________________________________________

I understand even though I don’t have a car but of course you don’t want to risk anything brand new getting stained or ripped to shreds.-I don’t think much of the first Blackadder. I couldn’t get into it very well but there are some funny parts. I have only been on a plane once when I went to Paris, I can’t remember much about the airport and the security checks. As long as you have no weapons or drugs in your bag… You have nothing to worry about! I see dogs on TV programmes sniffing out and finding drugs at the airport. I think dogs are remarkable, intelligent animals.-I believe you would be a perfect gentleman! I have no doubt. -Let’s hope you never come across an angry snake again. Talk about scary!-As long as you are happy not being married and having no kids then that’s all that matters. Don’t let anybody say “You don’t know what you’re missing” and stuff like that. There’s plenty more to life. I don’t want a family either.-Thank you very much! -Oh I see! Well, I’m not too sure.-Well. Here we go… HAPPY FINALLY FRIDAY! May you have a great one.

@BevWhen I heard you were going to be a grandma again I went shopping at Susan’s Panties, Bras and Brooms new shop, and I got you something. Enjoy!

@BevCongrats on becoming a Granny again. My late wife would be terribly jealous. She really wanted to be a Granny but it was not to be. Again congratulations. (I’m feeling a little jealous myself).

Did somebody mention the unmentionables?

GOOD EVENING CAPPERS!

Congrats GRANNY BEV!

Best rendition of Ebb Tide IMHO was by the RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS! YES INDEED!

Oh, Andy, you should start running your feet instead of your mouth now.Guess you didn’t wait long enough for Flo to leave before you let your inner monologue out, didnt you?