And make sure you have enough poster board and magic markers on hand…. You know, maybe if he;d written his signs faster, the jumper would have had time to pull the cord….
My dad wasn’t going for the nude effect, but him wearing red speedos well into his golden years was a disturbing enough sight. One evening, he answered his doorbell wearing nothing but the aforementioned red underwear, expecting me, but got one of my colleagues instead — an ex-nun.
Dtroutma over 9 years ago
Well, a little longer.
wrwallaceii over 9 years ago
Ahh… That’s why the Wise One sits up atop a high mountain. So the boob who jumps out of a perfectly good airplane gets the message in time…
Superfrog over 9 years ago
Last time I pulled a rip cord, my pyjama pants fell down.
Varnes over 9 years ago
And make sure you have enough poster board and magic markers on hand…. You know, maybe if he;d written his signs faster, the jumper would have had time to pull the cord….
Ida No over 9 years ago
“Bail! Bail! Bail!”“Mop! Mop! Mop!”
Arianne over 9 years ago
Quick, before it becomes a R.I.P. cord.
Toonerific over 9 years ago
The real secret to a long life is knowing when to stay put.
Twonky over 9 years ago
check this link http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2014/07/31/31-peach-butts.o.jpg/a_4x-horizontal.jpg
jprozeboom over 9 years ago
Maybe not peaches but you can buy a hammock for a banana (aka:Speedo)
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
is that how you find it?
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
I would love to pull the rip cord except my golden parachute does not exist.
tygrkhat40 over 9 years ago
A parachute is ony neccessary if you want to skydive twice.
sarah413 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Geroni-splat.
dabugger over 9 years ago
A wait too long can become forever…
pnorman1 over 9 years ago
Well, turnabout is fair play.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
The last time I pulled a rip cord, I blamed the dog.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
The real secret to a long life is not dying.
DrJKnows over 9 years ago
I heard the speedo limit is 21.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
“I didn’t know you could buy Speedos for peaches.”-—————————————————Why not? You can get lingerie for them.peaches-sold-in-sexy-lingerie-in-china
spaced man spliff over 9 years ago
You can’t take it with you, so I just won’t go.
Lynn Rusty over 9 years ago
That is only if you know which one is the ‘rip cord.’
rphbeta over 9 years ago
My dad wasn’t going for the nude effect, but him wearing red speedos well into his golden years was a disturbing enough sight. One evening, he answered his doorbell wearing nothing but the aforementioned red underwear, expecting me, but got one of my colleagues instead — an ex-nun.
You can’t write this stuff.
rphbeta over 9 years ago
Only if you have gerontophilia AND gymnophilia.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 9 years ago
Or just don’t jump in the first place.