Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 26, 2014

Very well, actually. They’re probably clever enough not to take their own medication.

By placing the disclaimers in the ads, they can be certain that no intelligent life forms are being harmed. (In any way that can create liability issues for their company.)

Diarrhea and constipation? I don’t buy it.

And one of the most common side effects is death.

Clearly this was a successful aid; the user got a good night’s sleep she just looks dead.

They take the drug that causes greed and ignorance

what if you have all that already?

I’m waiting for them to catch onto the car ads. You know, where they read off 152 disclaimers in 3 seconds at the end of the ad.

Or how some stations show the credits at the end of the movie. Even with a hi-def refresh rate, they are still a blur.

Here’s my suggestion to all you anti-pharma haters: Never take any medicine, even if your life depends on it.

You’re assuming they sleep at all.