Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 12, 2014
September 11, 2014
September 13, 2014
Transcript:
Danae: Here it is, ma'am... Teacher: Uh...what's this, Danae? Danae: My "what I did over Summer vacation" essay. Teacher: Well, that's nice......but I didn't assign one this year. Danae: Oh...why not? Teacher: I knew what you'd write about. Danae: So? Teacher: So...the school board thought it was best to avoid anything that will attract the attention of homeland security and the C.I.A. Danae: Hey, don't thank me all at once for getting us out of a homework assignment. Blonde kid: Please don't talk to me. I don't wanna be targeted by a drone.
Superfrog over 9 years ago
Paranoia is contagious.
Zero-Gabriel over 9 years ago
@Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray
Niiice…!
strictures over 9 years ago
I’d think she’d have more to worry about a Predator with Hellfire missiles.
KenTheCoffinDweller over 9 years ago
As long as she stays on the ground and not flying she will be safe from AMRAAM Launches.
Varnes over 9 years ago
Dang, everybody knows what happened but us….
Ida No over 9 years ago
Surrender now.
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
The only drone here is the teacher.
Beleck3 over 9 years ago
lol"don’t talk to me, i don’t want to the targeted by a drone." lol America today!!!
keenanthelibrarian over 9 years ago
So we we still don’t know ..
underwms over 9 years ago
Is this going to be this generations Noodle Incident?
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
No civilians were harmed in the penning of this strip.
DutchUncle over 9 years ago
How could we possibly remember the Agents and the Time Loop? that happened in an alternate reality that never happened . . .sort of . . . Time travel makes for difficult verb tenses.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
Drone on!
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Something strange about that teacher; first she claimed it was her idea then she passes the blame to the school board. Is she an undocumented alien who is investigating the incident?
ladykat over 9 years ago
We don’t have drones in Canada, she could come here.
dabugger over 9 years ago
Hey, damned for do; damned for not. The life of a genius is just not easy, even if she is only barely 4’ and has the audacity to take on the company.
Dr_Fogg over 9 years ago
Ok… He’s building up the suspense… What the heck happened?
DrJKnows over 9 years ago
Does this mean Lucy is off the hook?
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
@WileyThe teacher’s answer was ‘I knew what you would write about’. I read that as she had decided not to instead of the board deciding not to. My Bad.
Varnes over 9 years ago
BTW, I’m not complaining about not knowing what happened…..It’s more delicious if we don’t know….We may get some hints, maybe….But this is Wiley Miller, he prefers to allow us to use our imaginations….It’s one of the reasons I enjoy him so much…
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ah, so you reveal the intensity of your hatred.