The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 12, 2014
September 11, 2014
September 13, 2014
Transcript:
Doctor: ...Question 2: Does anyone in your family tree have a history of termites, squirrels or keebler elves? Groot: I am groot. Doctor: Yes, we already established that in question #1...
jnik23260 over 9 years ago
He’s his own family tree!
bigger Nate over 9 years ago
looks like a naughty pine
nosirrom over 9 years ago
Doctor: Hmm, let’s see if we can get to the Groot of your problem.
artheaded1 over 9 years ago
“Keebler Elves”! LOL! Love it!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
He’s in pretty good shape, except for some dry rot and a morbid fear of woodpeckers.
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
“Hair lip!!” (NOTE TO THE P.C.: THIS IS THE PUNCH LINE TO AN OLD JOKE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS. PLEASE DO NOT LEAP!!!)
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s okay, his bark is worse than his bite….
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
I Grok Groot
LingeeWhiz over 9 years ago
Looks like he’s over potted.
Jersey Chuck over 9 years ago
“Question #4 What’s the reason for your visit?”“I can’t get a WOODIE anymore.”
Rush Strong Premium Member over 9 years ago
“I am not a lumber! I am a tree man!”
- Number Stixcodedaddy over 9 years ago
I laughed to see that old joke, but don’t know what is COA.