Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 25, 2010

Listen carefully my little chickadees!

As it turns out, this guy fell right on top of you.

Good Morning, Everyone

I’ve heard of killing two birds with one stone but not three.

I count four, given the number and pairing of feet and heads.

Anyway, looks like they’ll be having chicken gumbo at his funeral.

Too much earwax can hurt a fella.

Chicken sandwich!

Penny for the Guy?

Ouch! H8 it when that happens.

Good Morning Everyone! Hi Grog!

Anyone here got a good recipe for pressed chicken?

No, I didn’t say mashed chicken and fried potatoes!

Good Morning Thom & Everyone!

Lucy and the guy with the diamonds?

Jimi Hendrix misunderstood. “Reach up and kiss this guy”.

I will sit on my hands. I will not make a political statement.

He should be okay, he landed on a bunch of feathers. The chickens however…

Say AddADad…I think it’s McNuggettes

You see this guy? This guy will fall on you. Yes, he’s above and gravity will soon be true.

(apologies to song purists everywhere)

Llewellenbruce

Three is with one, stoned.

Goes with the Jimi comments but probably not the Herb Alpert reference.

Give the choices of falling and coming down properly, I think the guy should have picked the ladder of the two.

Now that one was extra special, DFrog! ROFLMAO

Yeah, but landing on all those feathers must have cushioned the blow somewhat.

Llewellenbruce said, about 10 falls ago

“I’ve heard of killing two birds with one stone but not three.”

On the other hand, that fellow weighs more than one stone–he looks like 13 or 14 stone at least…

I’m offended–all of you guys have nothing to crow about today. Just look at all those misses under Stan Ding there–now, they have reason to complain!

You beat me bunnyface. I was going to say he looked heavier than 1 stone.

Flatbread chicken anyone?

to quote Kim Mitchell: “i know i’m a lot of feathers, and not much chicken.” seemed somehow appropriate.

and, clearly, this guy was no yyyguy

Doc -

I’m so glad you were offended by today’s age-inappropriate cartoon!

My question is: what do you call Chicken Little when she grows up? I always thought Little was just her last name, so it wouldn’t matter when she got big enough to become dinner.

My bad. Thanks for being offendable.

As always to all, offending the offendable… with offfensive stuff!

And thanks for reading this nosediving cartoon!

Thom Thom

Brings to mind a saying, a chicken under every pot.

I think it was Loose Parts where the bandits misunderstood the sheriff saying, “Reach for this guy.”

How much did they like making fun of Chicken Little? This guy’s the limit.

A little Bigger? Good one Joe! :-)