Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 08, 2014
August 07, 2014
August 09, 2014
Transcript:
Jeffrey: There's a lot of reasons why putting this summer on a time loop is a bad idea, Danae. Danae: Oh, please...name two. Jeffrey: Ok...first, you can't change history... ...So you'd make the same mistakes over and over... Danae: You mean like "The incident"? Jeffrey: Exactly. Danae: Oh. Um...hmm... Well, since subpoenas haven't been served yet, I'd call that a win-win! What else? Jeffrey: I'd be stuck in this stupid conversation forever.
Can't Sleep over 9 years ago
Sounds like a convincing argument to me!
Superfrog over 9 years ago
Can’t change History? Since when?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”― Douglas Adams,
Bilan over 9 years ago
Look around, Danae. Do you see other Danaes running around?
pcolli over 9 years ago
Shades of Michael Moorcock’s “Dancers at the End of Time”
uniquename over 9 years ago
Well, since the subpoenas haven’t been served, just how much fun was the “incident”?
dr_dolittle_rwc over 9 years ago
Holidays – Meh! “What if Christmas didn’t come this year? Who would cry the biggest tear? The child? or The store?” – Les Claypool
Varnes over 9 years ago
Haven’t been served, Yet…..
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
Mondays forever!
dabugger over 9 years ago
Jeffrey sure has to work hard to keep Danae from getting out of hand.
KEA over 9 years ago
Maybe he is already…
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
Of course, students are the only ones that enjoy summer vacation.
Middle school teacher returning to the wars on MondayMeh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 9 years ago
I’ve always contended that you can never time travel because time is not subject to gravity and therefore you would not remain on this planet.In other words; planetary rotation, solar orbit, and our position in the Milky Way galaxy are different for each past moment you may want to visit, so you not only have to travel in time, but also space, to that physical location.The beginning of your summer is already 15 million miles that-a-way and getting further away in physical space with every second.
Caddy57 over 9 years ago
She doesn’t want to change it ,just tweak it for hostory’s sake so she doesn’t get punished!