The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for July 31, 2014

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Huey: Well, Riley. You've just seen the most anticipated movie of all time. What do you think? Jackson was tasic! An Oscar-ning performance! The editors of this feature were quite surprised when today's installment, which arrived several months ago, contained detailed information regarding the plot of "Star Wars: Episode 1," despite the movie having been released only yesterday. We have since learned that Mr. McGruder, the creator of this feature, illegally and without our knowledge infiltrated Skywalker Ranch on November 8, 1998. He engaged in hand-to-hand combat with security and escaped with a rough cut of the movie just so his characters could give an accurate review of the film in his strip. While we admire Mr. McGruder's devotion to his work, we do not EVER condone theft by our cartoonists. We offer our most sincere apologies to Mr. Lucas. And now, back to our feature...