Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 17, 2014
August 16, 2014
August 18, 2014
Transcript:
- Hey Tommy, I hate to ask, but could you lend me another $500? - would you mind if I crashed at your apartment for a while? I just got evicted. - My girlfriend is moving next week I can count on your help, right? Tommy often wondered why he remained best friends with a sponge cake.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Because, somewhere in that sponge cake…. deeeeeep inside…. he knew it would be “full filling”…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
He’s pretty sweet himself….he knows how crumby it can be, when everything is dark….In fact, as a battered young cake, he was beaten, and yet, he learned to rise up.Yeah, sure, his friend is soaking him, but even though it frosts him a little, he just can’t bring himself to speak blundtly.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Because he knew he would eventually get a rise out of it no matter how much he was battered.
Retired Dude over 9 years ago
Now he’s just the bundt of the joke.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
Benny Hill at home eating with his wife: “What is this?” “It’s a sponge cake.” He pounds the table with it: it’s hard as a rock. “I can only assume you call it a sponge cake because you borrowed all the ingredients!”
Perkycat over 9 years ago
You all take the cake! Great comments!
buick322 over 9 years ago
The sponge just “soaking” up the benefits.
shipl14 over 9 years ago
He wants to layer.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
If he ever gets into tart reform, he’ll need a good layer…..