Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘I have to wrap it up, honey… my mummy’s on the other line…’

  2. beviek

    beviek GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Q: What is mummy’s favourite kind of coffee? A: De-coffin-ated!

    Q: What kind of underwear does a mummy wear? A: Fruit of the Tomb!

    Q: Why was Tutankhamen coffin’? A: Because it was damp in his Tomb!

  3. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, over 1 year ago

    …all tied up, too.

  4. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 1 year ago

    At least he answered. Last time, he left a cryptic message.

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    He’s still there now, burning the midnight oil.


    Hope he can go home soon, and isn’t stuck too deeply in some pyramid scheme.

  6. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    From an old Mad Magazine: It wasn’t the cough that carried her off. It was the coffin they carried her off in….

  7. SunflowerGirl100

    SunflowerGirl100 said, over 1 year ago

    He’s all wrapped up in himself.

  8. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 1 year ago

    @Varnes

    Varnes that joke saying is A LOT older than Mad Magazine.

  9. ƹʅɗʘ "Oh, Mein Papa Oom Mow Mow"  -rado

    ƹʅɗʘ "Oh, Mein Papa Oom Mow Mow" -rado said, over 1 year ago

    The implausible excuse is just a dead erring.

  10. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, over 1 year ago

    Curses!

  11. earlsm

    earlsm GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    And all wrapped up!

  12. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer said, over 1 year ago

    he’s always in a bind about someone taping him

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