The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 20, 2014

Mr Peanut is actually half-female???

Roast till you’re a nice golden brown…

All the pale humans will have peanut envy.

I hope they remembered to apply sunscreen before they got there. It might be kind of embarrassing to be rubbing lotion on their… um… selves… in public. Susan – Lol, excellent!

After they go for a swim they will be salted peanuts.

It’s nice to see Mr. Peanut coming out of his shell, but I’m afraid he could be assaulted.

All this time we thought he was a peanut, turns out he’s a beach nut.

She sells peanut shells by the sea shore.

I think I know which chamber/section of the peanut each one came from.

Yeah, don’t wanna burn your nuts.

I use to think he was crazy…now I can see he’snuts

Honey, roasted.

It’s summer let’s all get rost

Nude beaches are dangerous. They could get as-salted.

Funny

True, they could be gay. Which makes a naughty pun on “nuts” or “peanuts” more tempting.In any event, “he” certainly has a split personality.

Put on some honey suntan lotion.

If the surf is hot enough I’ll take the boiled in salted water option.

It’s not good to get too much sun on your nuts…