Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 03, 2014
June 02, 2014
June 04, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: Mom, before you make me clean my room, I want to speak on behalf of the mess. The mess makes sense to me, I know where I left everything! I made a list of all the things in my room, and their exact locations. It's on my phone. Mom: Which is where? Phoebe: Under some clothes I think. Could you call it? Mom: Clean your room.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It’s not there any more.The dust bunnies draged it under the bed.
John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 10 years ago
OK, then you have to rub the staff on the carpet and….
Oh, wait. That was “Beyond Zork”, wasn’t it? Never mind.
Hag5000 almost 10 years ago
I’m with Phoebe on this. If you know where things are, it can be easier than if the room is cleaned up.
R.U. Kidding almost 10 years ago
She was this close to pulling it off…
Neo Stryder almost 10 years ago
Objection denied.
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Mom: And no, Marigold can’t use magic to do it for you.Phoebe: If she does it, then I’ll never find anything…
scyphi26 almost 10 years ago
Well, she started out on the right track with that argument.
reynard61 almost 10 years ago
@ HH! (Gl,A): I dropped a piece of a sandwich, and some dust rhinos dragged it under mine. Gotta clean that out sometime…
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Sorry Phoebe.
chuuckcly Premium Member almost 10 years ago
A place for everything and everything all over the place!
DDrazen almost 10 years ago
“I am the Phoebe/I speak for the mess.”
LeslieBark over 8 years ago
My mom had the perfect solution: “Clean your room or I’ll help you clean it” NEVER let your mom “help” you clean your room—none of your treasures will be safe.
Are2Dee2 7 months ago
Every time I move something that has been there forever, I never find it again. I’m with Phoebe.