Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 17, 2014

Lenny’s fine if he wants women to sit on him.

He’s not in first place, He’s like number two…..

And then Lenny discovers how it feels to be completely clueless!

I know someone SO exactly like him… Wiley must really get around.

women are a big mystery.

Lenny should be hearing plenty of unsanitized remarks.

Just what did he sanitize?

Oddly, the sash is appropriate, considering what’s about to happen to him.

We usually know what we don’t want!

First off, I apologize to the ladies present , second……he better be prepared for multiple personality disorder , if not he will be disappointed AGAIN!

I asked my second wife what women want. She said “I don’t know, but you’re supposed to.”

Someday a lot of guys will wake up; but maybe never….

What Women Want, with Mel Gibson and Helen Hunt:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0207201/

Since the motto on the strip is usually seen on public commodes, it would be no surprise if the ladies react accordingly…

And they won’t be impressed by your whole body blood replacement either.

eu de no.

If night is spelled "nite:.Does one get a frite at nite when there’s no lite and the site of a Knite makes ones sphincter go tite and you’ve lost all your fite. Mite you fear for your plite and go rite to the brite wite lite of the daylite?

I know what women want – everything!

Lenny you Bozo what were you thinking.See if you like men and try them out.

Oh, come on, let’s just face it…..Women want me…….