I own one of those things. They can be more dangerous to the person using it than the intended target if you don’t know what you’re doing. Mine is functional, but I keep it just for show. Would be handy during a Zombie Apocalypse.
In contrast to my comments yesterday, this one is a lot funnier with the dialog. However, it would be an interesting contest to come up with other punch lines for it.
watmiwori almost 10 years ago
I wouldn’t, if I were you….
Simon_Jester almost 10 years ago
“I ran six miles yesterday. Finally, I said, “Lady, TAKE your purse.”Emo Philips
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 10 years ago
Me not think so.
rch842 almost 10 years ago
You’ve got to love Herman.
J Short almost 10 years ago
I prefer my mace in a spray bottle.
J Short almost 10 years ago
Before someone corrects me; I know it’s a flail. (but that isn’t funny)
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Don’t mess with an old battleax holding a mace! (aka flail)
RalphZIggy almost 10 years ago
stlmaddog5 almost 10 years ago
I own one of those things. They can be more dangerous to the person using it than the intended target if you don’t know what you’re doing. Mine is functional, but I keep it just for show. Would be handy during a Zombie Apocalypse.
dflak almost 10 years ago
In contrast to my comments yesterday, this one is a lot funnier with the dialog. However, it would be an interesting contest to come up with other punch lines for it.
heatherjasper almost 10 years ago
“I have mace!”
Pedmar Premium Member almost 10 years ago
…and it was the last thing he ever did.