Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 30, 2014

Heheheh… ;)

How far is that as the car drives?

We may not have seen him but Roz knows him.

It’s the miter (bird) system.

Wouldn’t you love to see it if Heckle and Jeckle made a cameo appearance in here? “Pearls Before Swine” and “Lio” have a lot of fun with other cartoon characters popping up from time to time. That’s a trend I’d like to see become widespread.

With a shirt like that, the more flaps away the better.

So, in distance that would be “as the crow flies”?

So you mean “Traitor Joe’s” as in http://www.traitorjoe.com?

Isn’t that a zipper about three feet long?

Looks like the crow has his “Magnum Magpie P.I.” shirt on..

while drunk or sober?

His wings won’t get as sore if he soars more.

Least he gave you an answer

I don’t remember Heckle and Jeckle being either racist or violent, but of course I haven’t seen them since I was a young child. I do remember Yosemite Sam and several other characters being shot with holes and drinking water and spraying out through the holes—it was kind of a standard joke. (Even Benny Hill did it!)

As you fly, after how many rounds?