Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 06, 2014

If it was Tiffany’s speech to give, it would surely be a “Valley Girl Décoration” Speech…. – If this were in 3D, she could almost pop out of the panel, there! -I would be afraid that Tiffany is staring straight at me, but I know that her locker is lined with mirrors…

It’s makeover time. Whoever called it yesterday, congrats!

Now, what kind of “another kind of help” could Bernice need? ;)

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Another tip when speaking, keep your eyes focused on the last rows in the auditorium. (I was in the Drama Club in high school.)

The fifth item seems highly unnecessary… unless you’re very, very nervous.

“A Stare Is Born”“Eye, I, Aye.. Contact”“I Fall To Pierces”“Pick Your Poise And Stare”“Glare-ing Need”“Sally Fourth Wall”" Peer Review"“A sSpecial Assignment”or“Tiff’s Rockin’ Role

And the mystery deepensWht is Leslie off the screen?Why was he ON the screen?What will the valley-deckory speech cover? How does the audience look in imaginary underwear?

Bernice has always secretly wanted to be a ventriloquist, she needs a dummy to move her lips, so……

Clothes?

Now, That would be a good idea, heheheh… ;)

Bernice is going to need a volunteer from the audience. I think she’s planning to saw Tiffany in half during her speech.

Long day. Seriously tired. Not much to say! ’Nite all! ;)

“I’ve a head like a concertina, I’ve a tongue like a button-stick, I’ve a mouth like an old potato, and I’m more than a little sick, But I’ve had my fun o’ the Corp’ral’s Guard; I’ve made the cinders fly, And I’m here in the Clink for a thundering drink and blacking the Corporal’s eye.” (Rudyard Kipling, 1865-1936)

“Brought to you” by… – Thess Peon’s Sweet Roles… “We’ll produce! If you give us the dough…” – and by..Plotz’ Devices…

“Tiff, I just need you to stand next to me and make me look smart.”

The Tiffster may have trouble with the valley-deckory word, but she has her acting/stage presence bullet-points down to perfection. I just feel a little uncomfortable with her staring at me as she talks about visualizing the audience in its underpants….And what does Bernice want of her?

It certainly says quite a lot about our school system when dopes like Tiff manage to graduate.

Tiffany shows that she is in fact a good student, of what she cares about. Maybe she will do OK at Moony, if she takes mostly acting classes. Will Bernice be her roommate there?

Could this FINALLY be the end of the hairband?

“b. Bernice wants to Tiffany to wear her slinkiest graduation gown, so she can sex up the Valley-Deckory speech.”-rofl

maybe she will be an object lesson?

Nope, sorry. Tiffany is confirmed to be bad at school.

Ah well… Although I have no idea where “splendiferous” fits into academia scales… But she might still have enough to get into Moony and survive it….

I’d like to see Bernice lose the curly hair for once.

Yeah, That’s IT, Bernie. Used Tiffany.

Get someone else You feel CONTEMPT for To Help You get all Gussied Up for Your Big Speech that Nobody will Remember 20 minutes later.

In the Meantime, Old Needle-Nose is getting RICH Exploiting the Weak.

But Who CARES?

POWER to the Harpie…., er I MEAN “Halper”!

Haha! Tiff is imagining all of us in our underpants! Oh, wait…

Does “valley-deckory” provide a clue?

Yeah, OK…. I give up… She’s dumb! And her father got her into Moony. I do try not to underestimate anyone’s intelligence.

Often…. quite fatal.

The reason Bernice has curly hair is because Tiffany chose the plainest (her opinion) girl in school to do a makeover for. She permed Bernice’s hair, had her get contacts, made up her face and gave her stylish clothes. Bernice attracted too much attention from boys which terrified her, so she decided to keep the hair and lose the rest. ~If it were naturally curly hair, I would say to keep it, but I don’t see many girls her age with 1980s perms anymore. ~I wonder what Bernice thinks she can gain by asking shallow minded Tiffany for help? I suspect Bernice has some deep thoughts.

Bernice is going to get glamorous!!!

I think that Bernice should’ve gone to Gunther instead of Tiffany. Does anyone agree with me?

Keep guessing, people. Greg as this one locked up.

Tiff cares about acting. People tend to pay attention to things they care about.

I suspect that rather than an actual makeover it will more be using Tiff as a stylist to suggest possible looks.Bernice was so pleased with her Prom appearance that I think that she is ready to grow up in terms of selecting her own young adult look but needs a bit of guidance in what works for her. Then again, she might want to punch up her address, for example, by having Tiff go in and out of the scene playing the class at different stages.

Tiffany said that Bernice came to the right person for help with her speech. Why would Tiff say that unless Bernice mentioned the speech? I wonder exactly what Bernice said to Tiffany to request help.

Tiffany is merely narcissistic and crafty. She is only as good as her looks. To that end she is smart, but she’s not smart enough to realize how finite a resource it is. Let’s not go any deeper into her personality, else we pop out the other side.

>"#5: Imagine the audience is in their underpants."

CAUTION: Whatever you do, do NOT imagine the audience is in their birthday suits. It is QUITE distracting!

looks like Sandar Dee wants to change her geeky ways! You go girl!

On the Facebook site, the question asked is: ‘Are you sure about this, Bernice?’ – See here ….

I think I’m starting to see where this is going….

“I want you to turn me into a fox.”

She’s going to borrow one of Tiffany’s movie costumes to perform her speech in! Or maybe not….

She may be a ditz, but other than the underwear bit she does know what she is talking about.

It was a REALLY rough field.Marine divisions were lost trying to cross it.The lost Roanoke colony tried to pass through.Jimmy Hoffa was last seen entering it.The missing Malaysian flight …

Tiffany broke the fourth wall.

Bernice and Zane were making out and almost burned the place down. Brad was a student of fire science, and he went in and saved Zane. TJ gave Brad a parade in his honor for being heroic. A very unimpressed lady brought up the rear of the parade.

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