Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 30, 2014

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    SkyFisher  about 10 years ago

    I am SO glad I had not taken a sip of coffee just as I got to Scott’s last idea!

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    katzenbooks45  about 10 years ago

    TMI!

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    emmasweeny  about 10 years ago

    The Dallas Cowboys would then have to change their name to “Shirts”.

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    Mad Sci  about 10 years ago

    “Flesh Tone” jerseys? That would only change which members of the Grievance Brigade is yelling at you.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 10 years ago

    Super strength from canned cooked spinach is a bigger science fantasy than alien red suns, gamma rays, or radioactive spider bites.

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    braindead Premium Member about 10 years ago

    If they changed their name to “skins”, they’d have to play the “shirts” every week.

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 10 years ago

    They could make it “Red Skins”, two words. Their skin is red, stained by the blood of their opponents.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 10 years ago

    Also Sinbad.

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    SkyFisher  about 10 years ago

    Why not a super-pilot?I sure could use a super-motor-pool-mechanic about now.

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