Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 14, 2010

You’re tired!!!

Boy! I wouldn’t want to change that diaper!

This appears to be MUCH worse than that other stork trying to carry Dumbo.

Give it up Stork, it’s just not gonna happen.

Who’s doing the leading here?

Good Morning Thom Thom

That’s why it takes 2 years to deliver one…

DF beat me to it again.

two years and 24 storks.

It wouldn’t be so bad if he hadn’t packed the trunk. Love the expression on the stork’s face☼

btw: anyone remember what is red and white outside and gray and white inside?

Hello Goodquestion

Old joke but here goes………..Campbell’s Cream of Elephant Soup?

And, of course you all remember why elephants wear pink sneakers, don’t you?

To hide in cherry trees!

Have you ever seen elephants hide in cherry trees?

Works pretty good, doesn’t it? ))

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide upside down in cherry trees and trip low flying canaries.

I have to say I’m offended by all the elephant jokes today. [I didn’t get to think of them first]

No, you fools, to hide in strawberry patches! They wear green coveralls with red polka-dots to hide in cherry trees!

(Sorry it took so long to get back, but my computer decided to go on a slow-down strike.)

Yup ♠LW♠ and why they have flat feet??

Thom Thom- you jogged the OLD elephant memories today. (hangs head, moves out of range)

What’s red & white on the outside, and grey & white on the inside?

Campbell’s Cream of Elephant Soup

Who knows what that dark gooshy stuff is in between African elephants’ toes?

Slow pygmies.

Horton hears a hernia.

What’s the difference between an elephant and a plum?

They’re both purple, except for the elephant.

I don’t have to worry about elephants, as long as I keep snapping my fingers. It irritates them and they keep their distance.

“an elephant never forgets”

Why did the elephant step on the marshmallow?

He didn’t want to fall in the hot chocolate.

Heh, heh. That’s very funny, Saucy.

Wouldn’t it be easier to just carry the trunk?

What’s the difference between an elephant and a plum?

I don’t know, but they’ll never let me into that circus again.

BTW, I thought it was the old year that’s supposed to be gray and wrinkled.

What’s the point of the diaper if there’s a hole for his tail?

what did the giraffe say when he saw the elephant marching over the hill? “hey, here comes the elephant marching over the hill.” what did the giraffe say when he saw the elephant marching over the hill while wearing sunglasses? nothing, because he didn’t recognize him.