Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 17, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    I guess not all space aliens are green now are they?

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Who makes Milky Way?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    my stars! how does mars make such wonderful candybars?

    ‘member dat?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    the martians don’t have a chance. our bloodsucking lawyers are the best bloodsucking lawyers in the universe!

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    tomfitzmorris  over 14 years ago

    Funny, as always… but I wonder if Dana knows that Mars candy company was founded by Forrest Mars, and is still a business owned by the Mars family. (Probably)

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    rainman5353  over 14 years ago

    Kinda reminds me of Warner Brothers threatening to sue Groucho Marx for using “Casablanca” in one of his movies. Groucho promised to counter sue for trademark infringement of the “Brothers” name. They were the Marx Brothers, and therefore Warner Brothers had appropriated part of their corporate name to advance their own public image.

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    The Mars lawyers must be better than ours, because they are out of this world.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    The company name being your own name doesn’t matter. McDonald’s keeps suing people named McDonald who want to use their name, even when the defendants’ business and business name predates the burger chain.

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