The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 01, 2014

You’d better get some bug spray while you’re there.

The toilet papyrus must be for her mummy.

I hope that’s two ply papyrus.

Tut Tut young man… I brought my reusable cotton bags.

Now, did I forget to buy more LinenWrap?.

Sticks and leaves are in aisle 5.

Something sphinx in the bathroom.

I Remember when plastic started being used at one grocery store. The baggers had been trained to ask,“Is plastic okay?” as they nodded their head in the affirmative. You would say yes to plastic even when you wanted the paper.

Does the sign over the door read “Exodus?”

Wonder if the little packet of Ramses condoms is intentional or accidental.

No, it’s Steve Martin.

I wouldn’t want to wipe my asp with that.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Ha Tutencola. There are a few ways of spelling that, Tutan’ or Tuten.

or “King Tut?”