Calvin’s right girls(women) are slimy things. They will ‘slip out’ of anything that isn’t to their advantage all the while calling ‘FOUL’ if we men do the exact same thing. It is hard to live in a world where EVERYTHING you do is wrong and the rules change to fit the whim of women and they say they aren’t treated fairly ! ! !
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Chapeau — quand Calvin a fait apprendre Français?
ORMouseworks almost 10 years ago
Go get him, Susie!!! ;)
KZ71 almost 10 years ago
Whatever she’s spreading isn’t going to affect the amount of contaminant that’s accumulated on you since last Saturday.
Phapada almost 10 years ago
took a bath last month ha haa
orz almost 10 years ago
GROG: Get Rid of Girls
Still spells something…
moronbis almost 10 years ago
So now Susie knows about the club. When exactly does the ‘secret’ part kicks in?
tuna1 almost 10 years ago
So this is the start of the story of how Calvin met his future wife….
EricPost almost 10 years ago
I think whether or not girls are slimy depends on the girl. Susie of course is NOT slimy.
aejb almost 10 years ago
… it’s once a week this bath thing.
e.groves almost 10 years ago
Calvin has the right idea. Women are nothing but trouble.
Poollady almost 10 years ago
He takes a bath once a week whether he needs it or not.
IndyMan almost 10 years ago
Calvin’s right girls(women) are slimy things. They will ‘slip out’ of anything that isn’t to their advantage all the while calling ‘FOUL’ if we men do the exact same thing. It is hard to live in a world where EVERYTHING you do is wrong and the rules change to fit the whim of women and they say they aren’t treated fairly ! ! !
francisrossi almost 10 years ago
Should have a stand-up wash at the sink every Friday, whether he needs one or not.
Susie Derkins D: almost 10 years ago
Its me!
maxpower44 almost 10 years ago
can I join; can I join? aaaaah com’on
Aaron Saltzer almost 10 years ago
Eww.
dflak almost 10 years ago
I just love these battle-of-the-sexes contests between Calvin and Susie. They really point out how arbitrary the differences are.
percenez almost 10 years ago
he’ll get plenty of that “gunk” on him when he grows up.
dontstarveman almost 10 years ago
wow!
mcnero almost 10 years ago
@Bradley Gulliksonthat’s kinda what I was gonna say…..GROGG…Get Rid of Gross Girls
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Speaking for myself; once you go for the "slime’; it’s hard to go back!: >)
westny77 almost 10 years ago
Oh Calvin dude she wants to be your friend don’t be like that.