Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2007

Transcript:

"Is it true you're really driving across the country to get your ex-girlfriend's lover?" The Revenge O'Mobile "Yes...I've got my Revenge-O'-Mobile, my helmet and my mace." "Well, if you're really gonna do that, you ought to at least go to the bathroom first. That's a long drive." "Do you really want me to do that?" "Back in the car. Back in the car."