Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2007

Transcript:

"Looks like the plaintiffs are caving... they just faxed me a settlement offer." "Really? What are they offering?" "Well, originally, they sought you cooked medium well over a barbecue pit." "I know. I know. It was ridiculous. What now?" "Medium rare." "We should probably reject this."