Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 21, 2005
January 20, 2005
January 22, 2005
Transcript:
"Pig, this is Stephan... Listen, I just want you to know I'm writing Leonard out of the strip." "What? The guy in the bear suit? How can you do that?" "Because there's just no licensing potential foe a cynical divorced guy dressed in a bear costume." "But how you gonna get rid of him?" "I'm not sure yet... I'm actually a little busy right now, so I asked Rat to look into some scenarios that are final, yet dignified and respectful... I'm hoping he'll come through for me." "Leonard got his head stuck in the toilet and drowned." "Pig? Pig? Are you there? Pig?"
comicgal10 about 12 years ago
There’s 1 way to get rid of somebody
KZ71 about 10 years ago
Pastis’ best character exit ever. His best character entrance was “Look, there’s Ghandi.”
joegee about 2 years ago
Final. Yet dignified.