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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jan 21, 2005
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"I'm nervous. I have to give a speech in front of a lot of people." "Just remember... everyone in that audience puts their pants on one leg at a time." "What? They don't jump off their bed and try to land both feet in the holes, missing over and over until they break both ankles and have to go pantless?" "Who do you know that does that?" "...I've heard stories."
Jan 23, 2005
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