Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 29, 2014

Market bears taking a newspaper into the woods? Ah, crap.

Whew! Dude found his glasses…..And what good natured bears they are…….. Hey, wait…..One of ‘em has a coffee cup from Floe’s…What the……?

It’s nice to see the woods have WyFi…..I’ve been waiting for that….

The Nigerians seem to have moved to Burkina Faso – at least that’swhere I’m getting the solicitations to be a sucker from lately.

I haven’t had e-mail like that for several years.It makes me feel nostalgic!

I’m getting unsolicited cell phone calls seemingly from India or Pakistan…now I know who they are really from!

Because I have all my services bundled, I have this cute little button on my cable remote that sends all unwanted calls directly to voicemail. Saves my mind a whole lot of aggravation.

How does anyone bare all that?

Great story! I’d love a seat within earshot of Cap’n Eddie (any closer, and he’d have me buy him a drink).

Sheeple? Working? Surely you jest.

Didn’t this start out in a Friggin Wal-Mart parking lot??

Market Bears would have made a killing selling Bitcoins short. OTOH, market Bulls would have been grilled.

Bears have bank accounts? But then on Green Acres Arnold the Pig opened up a bank account.

lately I have been getting the ‘magic weight loss’ emails. Nice change from those ‘make bigger’ emails. .I just merrily delete, delete, delete…. but if they’re coming from the bears?…..nah…. still must delete and never open.