Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 06, 2014

Arlo? Have you been telling Luddy stories again?

Toss him in, see how he looks when poured out

There ARE “spider” washers (for lampshades: http://www.blacksmithbolt.com/gpage18.html). So why not a cat washer?

You must have met this on the web….How To Wash A Cat

1. Put both lids of the toilet up. And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘power-wash’ and rinse.’

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,The Dog

Didn’t Ludwig used to be purple?

There is, alas, no overlap in the Venn diagram of “A&J strips that are funny” and “A&J strips with the stupid cat”.

Ludwig knows cats are self-cleaning.

Panel 3 is great. I love that Luddy went to Janis for the truth.

Ludwig look of horror/fear/ trepidition in P3 is awesome!

Rudy hears his human tell stories like this all of the time. He puffs his tail as he goes under the bed…

" cat washer" You know, the one with all the bandaids.

FWIW — you don’t lean on a cement mixer like that. Very dangerous.

Janis keeps telling Arlo not to tease Loodie like that!

A puddle o’ veet—concrete!

Cats aren’t really clean, just covered on cat spit.

Not a cat washer….but it COULD BE!