Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 19, 2014

It will be safer too.

To those who have fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.

Good idea the Huns will never expect it.

I dunno…I remember dealin’ with plenty of hor$e$#!t in the military.

Lucky them. It obviously didn’t cost them what the “Affordable” Care Act costs US citizens.

Only if you can beat your sword into a plowshare!

Rodney can’t beat ’em so he might as well join him.

Choose a different plan.