Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 14, 2014

That sounds good… nice guys all of them. I want to be included in your dates though.

But John and Al are a couple.

Enough’s enoughShe isn’t greedyIn fact, she’s very generous and giving

“Deported back to Hell” is a cute expressionDoesn’t bode well for in-law status, though

It takes two, baby It takes two, baby Me and you, and him and him and him and him. (With apologies to Marvin Gaye and Tammy Terrell.)

She’s the hub among all the blokes who are spokes.

Nothing like a silver haired cougar on the prowl…….grrrrrrrowl.

Let’s see, on page 1 of her list of date-ees, there’s only 137. You should be so proud. At least you’re not on page 2 or 44.

…and all at the same time.

“Instead of listing them all, can I just give you a copy of the phone book with all the female names crossed out? Well…most of the female names crossed out…Well. When I say ‘most’, I mean there would be more crossed off than you might think.”

And all I need is this tennis racket…and this trash can…and that’s all I need…

She’s open 24/7.

Polyandry… yup that works.

I’ve got big john