Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 10, 2014

Does she floss afterwards?

Nope. She swallows.

…so to speak.

Or, he might have said that her oral technique sucks pretty well, too.

If her oral hygiene is that bad, maybe he should rinse……. (and repeat?).

bow chicka awow wow

First thing in the morning staff meeting.My ‘boss’ had to bring his 4 year old daughter in because the wife just couldn’t get going that morning. After the meeting she was going to preschool. He was leading the meeting when the little one, staring at her daddy, said, “Daddy, why is there a hair stuck in your teeth?” The meeting simply ended.

Could those two characteristics be related, perhaps, doc?

Away is the last place he wants to go.

Ouch

Okay and you have your choice: Spit or swallow….

If I were her…..I would be concerned about the scratching.Or to quote Blazing Saddles“Scuse me while I whip this out…” and he presents her his bill.Or maybe there is a map…..“Look in my pants.”(See if you remember where that one came from)

Is that her Monica Lewinsky blouse?

He simply filled her cavity.

And the last words she heard…“Relax I’m a doctor……”

Oh, I think that there’s a cavity that needs filled.

To address that oral hygiene, she will have to come in again. Maybe two or three times a day.

“Okay, now lie back and relax while I drill you then fill your cavity…”

Short term she gets out of having to pay her dentist for his services – payment in kind so to speak. Long term maybe she ends up married to a dentist, and we all know the money those guys make.

Where’s his left hand btw? And what’s she staring at?

Not sure about deeplyor authenticallymore like briefly and dangerously

The old one (John’s link) is worse IMNHO). You can’t enjoy anything if you’re knocked out. And she was just a teen. I didn’t do anything oral as a teen.

We"ll need to increase the teeth whitener treatments!