Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 06, 2014

Yah that works. Also Unicorns eat chicken?

Just what we need – an attention seeking, self loving unicorn who is ill!

It been well established that Unicorns are either carnivorous or omnivorous. Check out Buni for a reference.

I don’t think we’ve seen Marigold eat meat before. She’s always been interested in the standard horse diet, or at least the cartoon horse diet – apples and Phoebe’s lawn and so forth.

Maybe she should get Florence to come and look after her! She must be accustomed to her sister’s shenanigans.

Deer trample and eat birds when they can. Unicorns might do the same, with the advantage of being able to catch their prey with telekinesis. Or they can influence humans to give them their food.

Here Phoebe doesn’t look like a little kid anymore. Is she growing up?

The shimmer comes from the chicken fat floating on the surface. Yum.

Since Marigold has the power to make hair fall out. Phoebe’s mom is VERY wise to be catering to her needs right now.

How many cans of chicken soup are made from one chicken?

Oooo, my favorite…chicken feet soup! Yum! Tastes like, um, TACOS, yeah, that’s it, tacos!

Very sweet of Phoebe’s mom to offer to shine the flashlight. Marigold is obviously not used to being ill.

Good job mam!

Don’t we ALL kinda get that way when we’re sick?

I can see Phoebe’s mom has a good bedside manner.

Of course Marigold eats chicken. Why else would she have a horn?

Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle

Vegetable soup with lots of garlic. That will scare the shimmers away.

You betcha!

You stirred a memory: I used to work for a Burger King owned by two brothers. One of them, when we were slow, would run through the grill a limburger sandwich to toast it. Or possibly to watch us all run out of the store, I’m not sure which. :-)