Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 15, 2014
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "ARGHH...STUPID AMAZON!" "WHAT'S WRONG?" PANEKL 2 "I WANT TO GET RID OF THE SNOW AND PUT AND END TO WINTER BUT AMAZON DOESN'T HAVE WHAT I NEED TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!" "LEMME SEE" PANEL 3 "OH...UMMM..." PANEL 4 "I MEAN, IS A MILITARY-GRADE FLAMETHROWER REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK?!" "I'M GONNA GO WITH YES..."
wndrwrthg about 10 years ago
What you really want Danae, is a “Crocodile”. Check your local surplus store.
Can't Sleep about 10 years ago
C’mon, Danae – just check E-Bay.
Varnes about 10 years ago
I’m surprised Lucy doesn’t hang out reading books with Kate more…..Of course that wouldn’t be funny at all, would it?….It’d just be sweet……
AKHenderson Premium Member about 10 years ago
How about a couple of hundred acetylene torches?
watmiwori about 10 years ago
…and they probably wouldn’t let you keep it anyway.Tho’ nightshade may be right about e-barf.
GROG Premium Member about 10 years ago
How about an A-bomb?
2578275 about 10 years ago
A few weeks ago the comic strip, “Crankshaft” ran a similar theme in the Sunday Detroit Free Press. Coincidence, I guess.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 10 years ago
What are Danae and Calvin’s fixation with flame throwers?!
dabugger about 10 years ago
Now kiddo, wouldn’t the Sun; that solar entity relatively nearby work just as well? Yes, it may take a week or month or so, but it uses a more efficient power source, hydrogen.
pumaman about 10 years ago
Instead of a flamethrower, just buy a ticket for somewhere south.
westny77 about 10 years ago
Hey babe you are just going to learn to live with this.I dread ice more. More snow in forecast on Monday.Maybe another snow day.
ladykat about 10 years ago
Unfortunately, no, and I read a lot of his books years ago
ottod Premium Member about 10 years ago
Only available with the Optimus-Prime account.
dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago
Will Danae make lots of new friends in the NSA now?
tlynnch about 10 years ago
@husky51 if you googled that, the NSA now PWNs you.
meowlin about 10 years ago
Yes, there is..But it’s rather brief, and likely to be followed by a more lengthy nuclear winter.
Caddy57 about 10 years ago
Crankshaft bought a flamethrower recently for clearing the sidewalk, maybe she could borrow it….with a “small” damage deposit to her Dad……$70 K , in case she torches the house….she could have a lot of fun!
DaveBNM about 10 years ago
Styrofoam, gasoline, and CO2?
dja1701 about 10 years ago
This would be funnier if it weren’t 50 degrees outside right now.
Hunter7 about 10 years ago
All a flame thrower will do is melt the snow. Doesn’t change the weather. Can’t tell Danae that. Too logical. Probably think a booger brained boy thought it up just to annoy her.