Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 21, 2014

Well, it was the thought that counts, right?

“Oh, here’s one…The World’s End”

Pig and Whistle is one of the oldest Pubs in Meru, Central Kenya.

Andy has already started working on the next town over. At this rate he will be in Central London by Christmas.

Dog and Duck?? That’s in Austin, Texas! Musta put on a big performance to get kicked out in an Austin pub!

Where did Andy’s beer can go?

Look on the bright side, we will always have the Hog’s Breath Saloon.

Andy had better stay out of trouble at “The Rose and Crown”—he’s running out of local pubs where he’s welcome.

Groucho Marx: “I wouldn’t belong to a club that would have me as a member.” Andy Capp: “Is there a pub that hasn’t yet banned me?”

“Happy Ferret”

That’s quite cute.

xxx

Gweedo – Your ad here – Murray said, about 17 hours agoI don’t mind men telling me that, but if all I do is make women “laugh”, then I have surely failed at manhood ! -I consider raw fruits to be the best for a body. -Y’know, I GOOFED BIG TIME !! Doug’s going-away-do don’t happen ‘til this coming Tuesday. I need to get there by 11:30. I am making two kinds of potato salad and now have massed the ingredients. One salad will be Vegenaise based with dill and the other will be sour cream based with a generous amount of chives. It will also contain some sliced hardboiled eggs. Heather has agreed to give me a hand with building it. She may attend the gathering. It is around lunchtime for them on a day where the public normally does not get in. They told me to knock on the door. -We hung a bunch of sheer type drape things on the windows in her bedroom today and will do the guest room tomorrow (Friday).-I appreciate the find. I’m pretty sure I saw this one already. The face shot on the “Tube” post looks familiar as does the time. I will peek in after some more Superman. They have been a joy to look at. -Kitty was a joy. My carpets thank her too ! -Bright ‘n’ sunny……….. with a bone chilling wind !Finally……., just around the corner._________________________________________________Believe it or not, a lot of women like men who have a sense of humour. -I know Doug will appreciate what you and Heather are doing for him. Hope you all have fun. I’m sure you will… I’m never wrong, remember? Just kidding.-Is potato salad an American food? I love fruit salad but I hate the raw vegetable type. I know it’s healthy but I don’t think my body would thank me if I tried to eat it again.-Yeah, I just happened to notice the video the same day you sent me the music. I watched a few minutes of it myself. I got to the part where Frank said he started to develop an interest in R&B music at age 13.-Glad you’re enjoying Superman.-Thank you for looking after Kitty… She seems to have enjoyed her time with you. -Happy “Finally” Friday to you.

@MikeyjThank you for the cute ‘Hello Kitty’ photo you posted yesterday! I love it. I know you posted it before a few weeks ago but I wasn’t commenting then as I was going through a tough time. I forgot to mention it to you when I came back.

Now, I was always told (by women) that a man with a sense of humour was highly prized..They were obviously lying to me.

I can’t recall seeing Johnny Diego on these pages for a while, either.

Andy, you’re banned in half the pubs in Hartlepool. You need a day trip to London, lad. :)