Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 08, 2014

Now do a terrible rap opera about being trapped in a closet. (oops; it’s been done)

Screenplay by Woody Allen.

he got locked in there after an overhead slam

And so Horace begins his struggle to come out of the closet…wait, what?

If Horace was trapped in the closet with Melody, this would be an easy-to-draw story arc; just add the right speech balloons and sound effects for maximum laughs.

Hopefully, if in fact Melody was also in the closet, then Horace’s score will go up!

Picking a nit here… closet doors generally open outward.

Very timely. Just read a story of an Olympic athlete who got locked in a bathroom in the village and had to break down the door to get out.

where wuz U when me needed U

Who does he think he is, Scott Pilgrim?

If a black horse is in a dark, locked closet—is that a horse of a different color?

Our walk-in closet door opens inward, just as drawn here…