Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 16, 2014

That boy can hold a note.

Better than a bullhorn… ;)

He’ll be easier to handle if he does pass out.

Rosalyn knows that. Calvin’s parents are going to pay it – we all know this. After all, she’s the only person who can take Calvin on his own terms…

Hey, Mom, let him pass out and then you can actually see Calvin at rest for a few minutes!

Calvin’s parents should hire Kelly from over at “Rex Morgan.”

Mom keeps her cool.

Calvin better be thanking his lucky stars for his very patient mom!

He’s been hollering since yesterday.

If he passes out, he’ll be less trouble. However, if you really want him to stop, douse him with cold water.

My son was just like that! He could scream forever without taking a breath! Don’t know how they do that! I miss those days!

I bet Calvin didn’t even hear what his mom said. Haha

The girls at Boomerangs have the same issue today.

I remember a couple who babysat us four boys. They would win all our pennies at poker. Aauugghh!

My Mom always knew which Baby Sitters enforced the Rules by my reaction to the ones she hired. If it was like Calvin’s she was sure that the rules would be enforced. Unfortunately for me I didn’t figure that out until much later in life.

My babysitter was a very good family friend and I didn’t have to put up with horrible women like Rosalyn.

Still feel sorry for Calvin though.

xxx

Why would she NOT want him to pass out?

I think Rosalyn really is all that bad — I don’t blame Calvin a bit. :)

RosaLyn’s Mean …..I don’t like too….

Calvin says he hates babies because they scream and whine. Does that remind you of anybody? (Hint: Calvin.)

Yes, my name is calvindabest, but he is annoying at times.

If he does pass out it won’t be a long drop.