Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 06, 2014

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    Tim Harrod Premium Member about 10 years ago

    I’m a little confused… wouldn’t the unicorn be at a DISadvantage at a straightforward splendor-beholding contest?

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    Randy B Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Unicorns do everything more elegantly.Both producing and beholding.(Warmups are a good idea. You don’t want to strain a giblet.)

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    kaykeyser  about 10 years ago

    Phoebe would have to practice if shes going to out unicorn Marigold. maybe she could ask for a make over? but what is aloud and not aloud in a spender contest between unrelated spices? Are we talking about natural beauty or are we aloud to accessorize?

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    Q4horse  about 10 years ago

    Phoebe’s splendor is to be found within her. Marigold’s splendor is only skin deep.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  about 10 years ago

    Splendid is in the eye of the beholder.

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    Hag5000  about 10 years ago

    Then Phoebe brings in her secret weapon—Rarity.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Agreed Phoebe.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!!  about 10 years ago
    Apropos of nothing…

    Just because i saw it and thought it was cute…

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