Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 03, 2014

Just when he was about to bite the apple. Baaad snakey!

At least a snake won’t step on your toesOn the other hand, they are reputed to overindulge in grass

Looks like part of the basket’s still there..A shame the original artist’s unknown.

I’m a snake that skips the prom for the backstreet.

We should not kill snakes for merely trying to defend themselves..Anyway, what’s Lucille Ball doing going to the prom at her age?

Why does that guy carry a crowbar when going on a picnic? I won’t list the possible uses in case I get barred.

Just don’t be an asp lady and you can get another one…

I would converse in polar bear and python,And I would curse in fluent kangaroo,If people ask me “can you speak rhinoceros?”I’d say “of courserous! Can’t you?”

She looks like she has been to the prom before.Just spent too much time in back seat of a 57 Chevy.But it was time well spent.

“Hey, Baby. Wasn’t me. He was dead when I got here. Would I lie? Yeah, I know. The forked tongue. But, hey, forked tongues aren’t just for lying. Know what I’m sayin’ Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Come on. Take me to the prom. You look like a girl who could appreciate a good rattle. Hey. Did ya know one of my ancestors used to date Cleopatra?”

A girl has to have her priorities straight. Miss Manners did say that one should never go to the prom unescorted. What’s death compared to social propriety?

I could use a snake belt or hat band

I’m confused… that little yellow triangle at the bottom of the text bubble kinda makes it look like the snake is saying that…and it seams to work that way as well. ;-)