I bought these new heels, did my nailsHad my hair done just rightI thought this new dress was a sure betFor romance tonightWell it’s perfectly clear, between the TV and beerI won’t get so much as a kissAs I head for the door I turn around to be sureDid I shave my legs for this?
I’m thinking “Why did I bother?” shoveling snow when there’s more on the way. (By the way, it turns out that when you spend a few hours shoveling your driveway of 10 inches of snow in 5 degrees of Fahrenheit temperature, you can amaze the neighborhood children with the length of the icicles that form on your mustache……..)
Mikeyj about 10 years ago
Well, not a rib-tickler, but, the idea was good, even if the execution of the gag wasn’t 5/10
Laynegg about 10 years ago
I bought these new heels, did my nailsHad my hair done just rightI thought this new dress was a sure betFor romance tonightWell it’s perfectly clear, between the TV and beerI won’t get so much as a kissAs I head for the door I turn around to be sureDid I shave my legs for this?
~Deana Carter
Sandfan about 10 years ago
Godfreydaniel about 10 years ago
I’m thinking “Why did I bother?” shoveling snow when there’s more on the way. (By the way, it turns out that when you spend a few hours shoveling your driveway of 10 inches of snow in 5 degrees of Fahrenheit temperature, you can amaze the neighborhood children with the length of the icicles that form on your mustache……..)
transylvanian about 10 years ago
They heard you were coming, Andy. :)