And God created man…After awhile, after namin’ all the plants and animals and geographical features, Adam sez to God:“This is great, but I’m kinda lonely, here. What about some company?”God asks what Adam means.“You know, big guy. Someone to hang around with, chat, share ideas.”God agrees he can do that but Adam has to make a sacrifice to show he really appreciates the effort God will go to.“What kinda sacrifice?” Adam asks.“Well, something important to you.” God replies. “Like an arm or a leg, ya know?”Adam thinks about this for awhile then asks:“What can I get for a rib?”
Varnes about 10 years ago
Boo…Hisssss…
Varnes about 10 years ago
Hey Mac, howya doin’?
PICTO about 10 years ago
That’s going to cost you an arm and a leg buddy. Apples don’t grow on trees you know.
jreckard about 10 years ago
He’s an aPod.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
He’d better put something on it to make sure she bites.
(I heard that Flappy Bird works.)
Nighthawks Premium Member about 10 years ago
ohhhhh! now I get it.it wasn’t an apple that Eve talked Adam into trying.It was an I-pad!who needs paradise when you can have an I pad?
markjoseph125 about 10 years ago
How about a nice book of ancient myths?
MotherOfMoses about 10 years ago
It’s a gag gift though.
Godfreydaniel about 10 years ago
There is such a lot of gravity to this situation that we don’t even need Isaac Newton……..
edclectic about 10 years ago
And God created man…After awhile, after namin’ all the plants and animals and geographical features, Adam sez to God:“This is great, but I’m kinda lonely, here. What about some company?”God asks what Adam means.“You know, big guy. Someone to hang around with, chat, share ideas.”God agrees he can do that but Adam has to make a sacrifice to show he really appreciates the effort God will go to.“What kinda sacrifice?” Adam asks.“Well, something important to you.” God replies. “Like an arm or a leg, ya know?”Adam thinks about this for awhile then asks:“What can I get for a rib?”