Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 08, 2014

Money?

I remember money. I had some before I got married 37 years ago.

If he has skid marks on his wallet…………..

I bet he doesn’t have on any underwear !!! LMAO

From the feathers, I’d say Cosmo dresses like Donald Duck. Therefore his wallet would be on his coat’s inside pocket.

My check goes directly in the bank; bills are on bank draft…so….I feel like the middleman in the old Geico ads…I’ve been eliminated.

Ewwww, try moving your wallet to one of your front pockets.

Probably more than that — the nickel candy bar probably weighed more.

I never worry about bills I owe. I figure the creditors do enough worrying for both of us.