FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 05, 2014

I can’t complain. I had 5 loads instead of 8, & I had a washer and dryer.

Roger, have you EVER done laundry?

To quote Charlie Brown: “Don’t you know sarcasm when you hear it?” (side note: Why can’t Roger & the kids at least PUT AWAY their own laundry?)

Roger reminds me of PHB, only without the higher paid job.

So, mowing the lawn is a given, but doing laundry is not? Why?

Drop off service. Nothin’ like it.

In our house there are some things my wife will not let me do, like laundry and loading the dishwasher. She claims I don’t know how to do it right, and I will not argue the point with her.

My duties are pretty much limited to the category of “unskilled labor” and IT Technical Support.

She IRONS ALL the laundry? Why? No, don’t do that. Let the ones who use it iron it if they care enough. Otherwise, clean and wrinkly is fine.

He doesn’t get ironing OR irony.

Roger,Andy,Peter,Paige&Jason that’s 5 how did she get 8? Peter and Roger only wear one outfit each?

i always thought that all classes including Home-Ec should be mandatory co-ed .

Sarcasm goes right over Roger’s head every time.